Inklings Temporary Tattoos

heckacute:

I can’t wait until you’re eighteen, girl. Then I will tell the police about all of the terrible things you’ve done and you’ll be tired as an adult. You’re going to go to prison for a very long time to pay for your crimes. 

(via unclefather)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: famousest, via condom)

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via thetowndrugdealer)